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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-10</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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@jessica_liu But nothing can beat those vietnamese iced coffees!  Mmm condensed milk. in reply to jessica_liu #

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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/jessica_liu">jessica_liu</a> But nothing can beat those vietnamese iced coffees!  Mmm condensed milk. <a href="http://twitter.com/jessica_liu/statuses/1708135035">in reply to jessica_liu</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1709400112">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-03</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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Is fighting a losing battle against a spreadsheet of muscles that must be memorized by tomorrow #
@wwho The door handle? in reply to wwho #
Roast potatoes, green bean casserole, and juicy pork tenderloin.  Mmm food. #

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<li>Is fighting a losing battle against a spreadsheet of muscles that must be memorized by tomorrow <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1656414884">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/wwho">wwho</a> The door handle? <a href="http://twitter.com/wwho/statuses/1652045712">in reply to wwho</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1654331358">#</a></li>
<li>Roast potatoes, green bean casserole, and juicy pork tenderloin.  Mmm food. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1654321596">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-26</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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@RepJoeBarton Dr. Chu was stumped by the idiocy of your question.  Geology 101, take it. in reply to RepJoeBarton #
I really wish I lived elsewhere some days #
@GilTimusPrime 1 has its wings clipped, harness for the other http://jessaroo.com/2009/02/samharnes/ Even without, he wouldn&#8217;t leave me   in reply to GilTimusPrime #
Seriously? Took the birds [...]]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RepJoeBarton">RepJoeBarton</a> Dr. Chu was stumped by the idiocy of your question.  Geology 101, take it. <a href="http://twitter.com/RepJoeBarton/statuses/1587377008">in reply to RepJoeBarton</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1595699665">#</a></li>
<li>I really wish I lived elsewhere some days <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1590724525">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/GilTimusPrime">GilTimusPrime</a> 1 has its wings clipped, harness for the other <a href="http://jessaroo.com/2009/02/samharnes/" rel="nofollow">http://jessaroo.com/2009/02/samharnes/</a> Even without, he wouldn&#8217;t leave me <img src='http://jessaroo.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/GilTimusPrime/statuses/1560918109">in reply to GilTimusPrime</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1561875378">#</a></li>
<li>Seriously? Took the birds for a walk and to get the mail, came back itching like mad because I got attacked by mosquitoes. It&#8217;s too early! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1560667226">#</a></li>
<li>Finally fixed my phone and managed to squeeze in a few episodes of the office <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1557086814">#</a></li>
<li>Bricked my blackberry several times this weekend trying to install the 4.5 OS because T-mobile is fail <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1556723469">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-19</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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http://tinyurl.com/dbwnxu #
@tamalw Have a good flight and hope you enjoyed Austin in reply to tamalw #
Just noticed the side of yoplait yogurt cups say &#8220;protect wildlife crush cup before disposal&#8221; #
Yay thunderstorms #
Just made creamy cajun chicken pasta from scratch! #
@tamalw Just got your voicemail, left my phone in ze car. I&#8217;ll call ya tomorrow [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://tinyurl.com/dbwnxu" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/dbwnxu</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1553150341">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw">tamalw</a> Have a good flight and hope you enjoyed Austin <a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw/statuses/1550780012">in reply to tamalw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1552776896">#</a></li>
<li>Just noticed the side of yoplait yogurt cups say &#8220;protect wildlife crush cup before disposal&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1548318352">#</a></li>
<li>Yay thunderstorms <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1545318136">#</a></li>
<li>Just made creamy cajun chicken pasta from scratch! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1537575084">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw">tamalw</a> Just got your voicemail, left my phone in ze car. I&#8217;ll call ya tomorrow about plans. Amy has class til 6pm so nothing before then <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1523193709">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw">tamalw</a> if you have wednesday evening free, reserve it for us <img src='http://jessaroo.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw/statuses/1508970472">in reply to tamalw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1510882703">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw">tamalw</a> Alright.  Amy and I both work Monday nights, relatively free the rest of the week though. <a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw/statuses/1506685032">in reply to tamalw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1507282537">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw">tamalw</a> Awesomeness.  We need to partay. <a href="http://twitter.com/tamalw/statuses/1505451110">in reply to tamalw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1506566620">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-12</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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New blog site is jessaroo.com  No longer jessles.com because dipshit registrars won&#8217;t release my domain for transfer for another 3 months #
Agitated, I hate it losing things.  Will toss in bed for weeks now until I find it.  On the flipside, my room is impeccably clean now. #
Got a 91 on an [...]]]></description>
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<li>New blog site is jessaroo.com  No longer jessles.com because dipshit registrars won&#8217;t release my domain for transfer for another 3 months <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1496208750">#</a></li>
<li>Agitated, I hate it losing things.  Will toss in bed for weeks now until I find it.  On the flipside, my room is impeccably clean now. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1488896549">#</a></li>
<li>Got a 91 on an exam I thought I bombed! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1473667690">#</a></li>
<li>Ugh, someone is smoking in here.  University building folks.  Packing up and heading to my next class <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1470589693">#</a></li>
<li>Facebook is getting on the twitter fail whale boat, can&#8217;t login. &#8220;Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1470574806">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-05</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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Has a real full time job offer.  I&#8217;ll be employed after I graduate, still get to live in Austin, and actually be doing something I enjoy! #
That Mucinex full force stuff is a lifesaver and worth the $14.  10 seconds later my nose is completely clear! #
Half past midnight, debating a run to [...]]]></description>
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<li>Has a real full time job offer.  I&#8217;ll be employed after I graduate, still get to live in Austin, and actually be doing something I enjoy! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1441943461">#</a></li>
<li>That Mucinex full force stuff is a lifesaver and worth the $14.  10 seconds later my nose is completely clear! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1436765253">#</a></li>
<li>Half past midnight, debating a run to CVS for some nasal mucinex.  Being sick is a downer. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1436671147">#</a></li>
<li>The Age of Conan game soundtrack is pretty decent background music for studying <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1415341371">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-29</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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More unnerved about whether I&#8217;ll get the Agilent job offer than my three exams next week #
Is studying   #
Just got back from interview, will find out next week if I get the position or not #
#votewoz #
Just scored an in-person interview this Wednesday! And I&#8217;ve been tapped for a possible second one at [...]]]></description>
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<li>More unnerved about whether I&#8217;ll get the Agilent job offer than my three exams next week <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1409349043">#</a></li>
<li>Is studying <img src='http://jessaroo.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1403877649">#</a></li>
<li>Just got back from interview, will find out next week if I get the position or not <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1391451980">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23votewoz">votewoz</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1385984293">#</a></li>
<li>Just scored an in-person interview this Wednesday! And I&#8217;ve been tapped for a possible second one at the same company in another divisio &#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1377571183">#</a></li>
<li>Dusted off the old textbooks and class notes to brush on genetics knowledge. Should sleep soon or risking napping halfway through interview. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1374347818">#</a></li>
<li>Can&#8217;t wait until my phone interview tomorrow.  Really wanting to stay with a local company <img src='http://jessaroo.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   Do not want to end up in Houston. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1373729479">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-21</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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Can&#8217;t beat fresh out of the oven homemade chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk.  At 1:30am. #
Just went hopping around town.  Picked up garden chairs from a craigslister who happens to be aussie, went to half price, groceries #
Finally updating my blog. I am determined to keep it alive even if [...]]]></description>
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<li>Can&#8217;t beat fresh out of the oven homemade chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk.  At 1:30am. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1364888248">#</a></li>
<li>Just went hopping around town.  Picked up garden chairs from a craigslister who happens to be aussie, went to half price, groceries <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1363041954">#</a></li>
<li>Finally updating my blog. I am determined to keep it alive even if nobody reads it. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1358858590">#</a></li>
<li>Just got home from work and back in Austin now <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1352416995">#</a></li>
<li>Just got back from Oklahoma.  It&#8217;s good to be back in Texas. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1345767955">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-15</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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Just got home from work.  Make the rain and cold go away. #
One of these years I will shell out the cash and get a SXSW wristband #

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<li>Just got home from work.  Make the rain and cold go away. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1325382193">#</a></li>
<li>One of these years I will shell out the cash and get a SXSW wristband <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1319135333">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-08</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
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Typing cover letters for my job search.  Constant bad news in the media but I need to stay optimistic #
Just spent 2 hrs scrubbing and disinfecting every inch of the aviary. Put the birds in for 5 minutes and they&#8217;ve already flung food and poo. #
Just got a blackberry.  Now I need a [...]]]></description>
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<li>Typing cover letters for my job search.  Constant bad news in the media but I need to stay optimistic <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1294159505">#</a></li>
<li>Just spent 2 hrs scrubbing and disinfecting every inch of the aviary. Put the birds in for 5 minutes and they&#8217;ve already flung food and poo. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1276180212">#</a></li>
<li>Just got a blackberry.  Now I need a job so I have reason to use it. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jebra/statuses/1266090015">#</a></li>
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